One police man looked up to see a woman driving in the middle of the road at 100 m.p.h. He stopped her and said, "Hey, madam, will you tell me why you're in the middle of the road so fast?"
"Oh, okay, officer," she said. "I have a special license that allows me."
"Oh yes?" Let's look. Cop checked the license and then said: "Madam, there's nothing special about it. It's just a temporary permit.
"Look at the bottom," the woman encouraged. "Look, It says 'Tear along the dotted line. "