Danish Ahmad

what is the difference between coffee Shop and wine Shop ? Coffee Shop is the starting Point Of love....! And Wine Shop is Last Point Of love...

don't break someone's Heart they have only one Break their bones the have 206 of them

Q: does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this…

Teacher: Tell me a Sentence that starts with an " I ". Student : I is the...... Teacher : Stop Never Put is after an "i" . Always put am after an "i" . Student : OK I am…

What is The Difference Between A Snowman And A Snowwoman? any one know...?????

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about the tenses. Now , if i say "I am beautifull" which tense is it ? Student: Obviously it is the past tense .

An examination candidate who knew very little English once attended an oral English Examination. The Examiner : What is Your Name ?? Candidate : Me Chikchikboom! Examiner:…

A Husband And Wife Were Arguing over Some Issue After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: Tell ME Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To BE Happy . . . ? Argument Ended.

Girlfriend: i am not able to install "PRISMA" app in my phone. Boyfriend: Check your Phone Storage is full. Girlfriend: Hmm is there any alternative of this App?? Boy…

Husbad: (call up Hotel Manager From Room) Please come Fast i am Having an Argument with My wife And She will jump from your hotel Window Manager: Sir I am Sory but this is…

An Old man had 8 hair on his had He went to a Barber Shop Barber in anger asked: shall i cut or count ? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it" life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you