Funnyb@brianlageoseMemory Remix: Running On Empty, Part IIClick here to peruse the first part of this story: Amazingly, the confession session with Mom did not turn out to be nearly as brutal as I had anticipated. After all, in the…1130$0.02
Funnyb@brianlageoseMemory Remix: Running On Empty, Part IOnce upon a time, my family had a woody. (How’s that for a vague but potentially questionable opening line?) In the interests of fair disclosure and the avoidance of…2322$4.28
Funnyb@brianlageose10 Things I Learned While Shame-Walking on the Treadmill Today1. I really hate walking on the treadmill. It’s not the treadmill’s fault. He’s really nice. It’s the concept of exercise overall. Back in the day, when I didn’t have to…710$0.02
Funnyb@brianlageose20 Random Thoughts After Re-Watching the Very First Harry Potter Movie1. Wow, those kids look like they’re about 6 years old. 2. Hermione was pretty bitchy back in the day. 3. Daniel Radcliffe/Harry has exactly two facial expressions:…921$0.08
Entertainmentb@brianlageose10 Reasons Why Taking A Shower Is Just Like Real Life1. Some like it hot. These folks reach in, turn the hot-water tap to ultra-gusher, completely ignore the cold-water tap, and then leave the settings like this for the entire…210$0.00
Humorb@brianlageoseI Never Knew You Could Do That with a ChickenA review of Hitchcock's 1969 film, "Topaz"... We start out with some old black-and-white footage of a military parade in Moscow’s Red Square. We know that Hitchcock didn’t…903$0.28
Writingb@brianlageose10 Reasons Why Yard Work Is Not Your Friend1. Getting the lawn mower out of the shed Once upon a time, we thought it would be really cute to convert the garage into another den, because we had too much furniture in the…500$0.00
Travelb@brianlageoseDispatches from the Wasteland: The Turbulence of Tight SpacesAnother snippet from my work-in-progress novel, “Cruise Control”. All you really need to know: It’s the butt crack of dawn, and a massive caravan of my family members is headed…410$0.05
Humorb@brianlageoseFlash Backward - #2: Inappropriate Social Behavior and Strange BruisesA long time ago and far away (okay, it was eight years ago and in a neighboring town), I ran a blog series that seemed like a great idea at the time. The following ludicrous…100$0.00
Humorb@brianlageosePast Imperfect - #345Evelyn: “What on earth are you doing in my apartment? And why are you holding my diaphragm case?” Inspector: “Is that what this is? I thought maybe you were collecting those…000$0.00
Introduceyourselfb@brianlageoseEntering Stage Left: A Misguided Desecration of Proper Social BehaviorBrian was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma on a cold January day in 1965. Clearly, the odds were already against him. But he persevered, slugging through this and that, and he quickly…550$0.03
Humorb@brianlageoseDispatches from the Wasteland: Passion FlowersNote: This is an excerpt from another book-in-progress, one concerning a family cruise in the Caribbean. All you really need to know is that Tiffany is my best friend, Terry is…400$0.00
Humorb@brianlageose10 New Phrases That You Should Add to Your Vocabulary Immediately1. Frigi-Daze The concept of opening the refrigerator and staring forlornly at the contents, unable to make a decision about what it is that you want to shove into your mouth.…100$0.00
Humorb@brianlageoseA Totally Random History of America – Part I2000 B.C. - 999 A.D.: The Native Americans live peaceably for thousands of years. Sure, a few of the tribes were a bit violent, but this pales in comparison to the religious…210$0.00
