THE BLOCKCHAIN BLOWTORCH - While Bitcoin has retested the $8,000 mark and several altcoins like Verge and EOS have soared far beyond the depths of winter, Tronix (TRX) continues to struggle around its newfound 500 satoshi support level. The Tron Foundation's cryptocurrency seems stagnant at a fraction of its peak value in December, causing numerous of its ardent supporters and loyal hodlers to finally abandon their computer screens, venture into the open and 'stop caring about their investments altogether and enjoy life again.'

'I've simply had it,' Tron enthusiast Mike Ryerson from Atlanta told our reporter, while peacefully taking some sun on his front lawn, banana daiquiri in hand. 'I've been glued to my screen since the crash, watching my investments sink like a stone. I know I shouldn't have gotten in at over 1,500 sats because of FOMO, but there you go. Will it go back up, flying like Ontology or Steem? We'll see. In the meantime, I might as well get hammered on my front porch and stop giving a hoot.'

Fellow investor Belinda Wilmington from Ontario seemed to share some of Reyerson's feelings. 'I remember buying TRX at like 400 sats in the Fall. Man, what a ride. And then it all went down the crapper. And you know, after an eternity in crypto limbo, I just didn't seem to feel anything anymore. So one day, I climbed over the hundreds of pizza boxes and empty energy drink cans and just went for a walk. That's right, a goddamn walk. I didn't even know I had a backyard! Since then, I've been re-reading some of my favorite authors, meeting up with long-lost friends and even got myself a new outfit. It's amazing what you can achieve when you just stop giving a ****!

Justin Sun tweeted this morning. About something. Whatever. We simply don't care anymore.